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EchoSex · Jan 31, 2006, 07:48 PM // 19:48

Kidding - I don't like to my baby gal. Just thought a lil laugh would help. The thing about a relationship is commitment. You do something, even if you don't like doing it, and you do it with a smile - just to make her happy. She'll do the same. Treat her nice, she'll treat you nice.

SOT · Jan 31, 2006, 10:09 PM // 22:09

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Originally Posted by EchoSex

Kidding - I don't like to my baby gal. Just thought a lil laugh would help. The thing about a relationship is commitment. You do something, even if you don't like doing it, and you do it with a smile - just to make her happy. She'll do the same. Treat her nice, she'll treat you nice.

Agreed.

But NOT answering the "does this make me look fat?" question is a survival assurance. REMAIN NEUTRAL AT ALL TIMES.

Old Dood · Jan 31, 2006, 10:43 PM // 22:43

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Originally Posted by EchoSex

Kidding - I don't like to my baby gal. Just thought a lil laugh would help. The thing about a relationship is commitment. You do something, even if you don't like doing it, and you do it with a smile - just to make her happy. She'll do the same. Treat her nice, she'll treat you nice.

I think you just stated the Golden Rule....Anyone remember that?

Now come on Echosex, you mean to tell me that works every day of the month? Even though her Lunar Cycle? hehehe I am counting the days until Mrs Dood goes through her final Lunar Cycle. She is in her mid-forties...almost there.

SOT · Jan 31, 2006, 10:50 PM // 22:50

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Originally Posted by Old Dood

I think you just stated the Golden Rule....Anyone remember that?

Now come on Echosex, you mean to tell me that works every day of the month? Even though her Lunar Cycle? hehehe I am counting the days until Mrs Dood goes through her final Lunar Cycle. She is in her mid-forties...almost there.

The true horror is, they regenerate that at a geometric rate. Live in fear.

xxSilhouette · Jan 31, 2006, 11:16 PM // 23:16

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Originally Posted by Old Dood

No...No...No...Never actually lie. Just never tell the full truth. Lies are hard to cover up...it takes more lies...and remembering previous lies. Not telling the full truth can save you many headaches.

Agreed. It's much better to be honest, then for your girl/boyfriend to find out you lied later.

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Originally Posted by EchoSex

Kidding - I don't like to my baby gal. Just thought a lil laugh would help. The thing about a relationship is commitment. You do something, even if you don't like doing it, and you do it with a smile - just to make her happy. She'll do the same. Treat her nice, she'll treat you nice.

Agreed once again.

EchoSex · Jan 31, 2006, 11:21 PM // 23:21

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Originally Posted by Old Dood

I think you just stated the Golden Rule....Anyone remember that?

Now come on Echosex, you mean to tell me that works every day of the month? Even though her Lunar Cycle? hehehe I am counting the days until Mrs Dood goes through her final Lunar Cycle. She is in her mid-forties...almost there.

That's where the grinnin' and bearin' comes in. Like I said: sometimes you do things you don't want to do.. Like, say.. Putting up with with being abused during the.. "lunar month." Sure, sometimes I'd LOVE to scream "YOU KNOW WHAT?! IF YOU'RE GONNA TREAT ME LIKE A PIECE OF CRAP I'LL JUST GO SIT IN THE TOLIT!" but instead I just milk the guilt and buy her flowers and chocolate. Not only does it make her treat me better, but it ties us closer together......

...And gives me the upperhand.

As long as you can realize that good things will happen to those who wait, as in keeping a relationship alive through a small, rough patch, you'll have a happy and healthy life with a significant other.

Old Dood · Jan 31, 2006, 11:41 PM // 23:41

Yes Echosex....coming home with the Flowers & Chocolate is a nice touch. Well until your wife/girlfriend goes on a low-carb diet and is CRAVING chocolate and cant eat it then is really pissed at you for not realizing/remembering this fact.

I have learned to do little things for Mrs Dood. Like mopping the kitchen floor without her saying so. Cleaning the bathroom. Taking the dog outside at night in the cold and wet even when it is her turn. Topping the gas tank in her car....making her dinner (Err..the low-carb dinner).

I have come to the belief that you never can get ahead in "Points" with your ladyfriend. You are lucky to break even in the point total. That is the optimum...is breaking even. My good friend and I always get together on Friday nights. Being he comes over to my house or I to his. We both talk on the phone prior to this to see what our current point total is between both our wives. Mrs Dood really likes my friend...he is her friend too...my daughter adores him. So I will take her with me most times I go over to his house. This is good for two things. One, it is nice to do something with my daughter(mean-ager at 14) and she loves to go. (He has ALL the cool toys too..even a brand new PSP) Two, it will keep Mrs Dood in check, because how can she deny me "Daddy/Daughter time". Mrs Dood is no fool...she knows I am playing dirty. However, the end justifies the means when it comes to our kids.

heist23 · Jan 31, 2006, 11:51 PM // 23:51

how did we get to the conclusion that Pie has found someone in the first place?

and that shaking might be Parkinson's. who knows, stress can do strange things to a person.

Old Dood · Jan 31, 2006, 11:59 PM // 23:59

Lets get back to PieXag's girl Problems.....

Oh...one more thing about the shakes....here is a little diddy: " No matter how much you shake and dance...you will always get a drop in your pants..."

heist23 · Feb 01, 2006, 12:07 AM // 00:07

pff...fine....

girl problems. i don't have to deal with it because i go to an all-boys school.

no, i'm NOT gay. sheesh.

i gave up girls a while ago. trying to understand them (much less your fellow man) nearly drove me insane.

PieXags · Feb 01, 2006, 12:08 AM // 00:08

...what the hell are you people talking about? Girl problems? PieXags? Obviously several of you have never heard PieXags speak. Those who've had the pleasure of getting to know PieXags know well that PieXags, will never have problems.

Seriously though how the hell did you people get off on this girl problems thing anyway? Do you really think PieXags has TIME for relationships? Or the energy? Or the need? PieXags is above such ...whatever you want to call it, ! Everyone knows this. "awkward" was referring to things like frequent, severe migraines that leave PieXags on his floor only to wake up the next morning thinking he was in the library trying to convince the security guard why he was on the cot which just happened to be right there in the middle of the floor. Of course, later PieXags found out none of this happened and he was just muttering to himself and the people who were trying to speak to him during said migraine. PieXags was..."out of commission" a few times each month or so, and it was indeed AWKWARD times and still is to a point but without so much other shit to worry about.

Why the hell are you talking about PieXags in the OT section! Don't you people have better things to do in life? Like...find your own partners...? (And for those of you with partners, uh...go get to know them a little better or something.)

However...

I am flattered you all think I'm worthy of such attention.